We talk about Randy Pitchford. A lot. And I mean, who wouldn't? This story is insane and has EVERYTHING. Six pack abs, gun clubs, 12 million stolen dollars, squirting, theme restaurants and MAGIC SHOWS. We also find the time to talk about Pokemon, Wargroove, Kingdom Hearts III and the Royal Rumble. Also Tegan and Rocky feast on Brian's shame as he eats crows. We feasting y'all. We feasting.
Here it is folks. Five weeks of deliberations end. Tegan, Rocky and Brian have all won some battles. They've all lost some battles and going into building this ranked list of the ten best games of 2018 they all have darlings to defend and feelings on where each game should be. Join us as see if Rocky pays the blood price.
2017's biggest knife fight returns as 2018's biggest knife fight. Now with cosmetic DLC for better knives. Rocky, Tegan and Brian dig into an argument that took them three hours to hash out last year. Best Moment. So they sensibly broke it out into its own episode this year. That did not temper their passion for any of the games broached. Come with us on this journey. We've reached the point where the hosts tell each other to fuck off. It's gonna be famous. At least there's no Fortnite this week.
Our heroes are still waist deep in 2018's best games. (They take a detour for the biggest disappointment and THEY GOT A PLAN.) Captain Spirit and anime tiddies find time to shine and Tetris is so legendary it isn't even allowed to participate in one category. Put on your finest tuxedo; it is GOTY season.
We're starting to get into vicious knife fights. Tegan wants to protect her boy. HER SON. (Apparently he's an android.) Rocky is out here to fight for Octopath Traveler and Brian is ready to enforce THE BLOOD PRICE. It's GOTY season y'all.
Friends, it is that time of year. Tegan turns on Rocky. Rocky turns on Brian. Brian turns on Tegan. Festival Hardbody turns on them all. And Rocky pays THE BLOOD PRICE. It's GOTY season.