The gang plays a game that screws with their heads a bit. Tegan insists that the choices are easy. Oculus did the gaming showcase thing. Hearthstone is toxic. The PS3 is allowed to live for a while. THE VITA WILL NEVER DIE.

2:42 Day Repeat Day
16:58 Tales of Arise Looks Great Actually
20:41 Great Ace Attorney
31:22 Genshin
32:54 Spiritfarer Lily Update
34:14 NiER Replicant
38:21 Oculus Gaming Showcase
51:36 Turnip Boy Commits Tax Fraud
1:00:46 Sea of Solitude: Director's Cut
1:07:02 Tender: Creature Comforts
1:29:40 Roblox
1:48:00 Mortal Kombat
1:57:02 Sony says the PS3 & PSVita Stores Can Stay… For Now
1:59:35 Hearthstone is a toxic space for women and fails at representation
2:06:32 Overwatch Director Jeff Kaplan has left Blizzard
2:09:17 Marc Merrill, co-founder of Riot, is a piece of shit. This surprises no one.
2:13:09 GameStop CEO George Sherman is leaving with so much money
2:15:04 The Olympics Are Cozying Up With Video Games

Nintendo tried to get us to buy some indies. Capcom has seemingly sold us Resident Evil. Kickstarter is out here winning hearts and minds. Sony's consoles are time bombs designed to eventually not play games. Durians can be expensive.

0:50 The Real Keyboard Update
15:49 Two Eyes
34:41 Spirit Swap: LoFi Beats To Cast Spells To Demo
38:26 Unbeatable: Arcade Mix
41:00 Resident Evil: Village Demo
53:51 Resident Evil Presentation
1:05:15 Nintendo Indie Direct
1:23:20 He Means Day Repeat Day
1:37:43 The Longing
1:46:05 Rain On Your Parade
1:50:23 Blaseball
1:53:09 Where Cards Fall
1:56:14 The Grand Vizier Durian
2:07:10 Call To Action
2:07:48 7667.816419 Patreon Shoutouts
2:11:19 Global Web Index Gaming Playbook
2:23:28 Suddenly there are PS3 games that can no longer be patched.
2:27:51 The FCC made its own speed testing app
2:39:36 IT’S NOT TIME TO PLAY GAMES BECAUSE I DON’T KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS
2:51:40 What Came Out On Steam Today

Balan Wonderworld is a box of lies and falsehoods wrapped in SHAME AND DOUBT. Together BnB is the kind of thing you daydream about if you use 4Chan. Brian should play Pac-Man 99. Tegan will never play Cozy Grove. 

1:07 Pac-Man 99
11:23 Fae Tactics
18:50 Rhythm Doctor
26:47 Tegan's Keyboard Update
30:31 Tegan's Getting Her PoOT back
36:29 Balan Wonderworld
57:05 Alba
1:02:16 Simon's Cat: Story Time
1:06:35 Say "No!" More
1:11:17 Cozy Grove
1:15:31 Book of Myths
1:17:57 Lungo
1:21:46 The Legend of The Casio Loopy
1:31:37 Together BnB
1:35:12 New RE Village Footage
1:46:24 Rachel “Valkyrae” Hofstetter just became a co-owner of an eSports Team
1:48:35 Blue Box Has Been Repeatedly Mistaken For Kojima
2:02:43 PlayStation is actually working on something to counter GamePass
2:16:50 Sony to remake niche, obscure video game The Last of Us a second time
2:24:59 E3 Is Going Digital About A Year Too Late
2:38:26 Nintendo says they’re going to focus on more original IP

3:23 New Cartwright Dropped
8:07 Dandara continues to be cool
10:07 Monster Hunter: Rise Even Higher
17:44 Rocky vs. Terminal Relativity
25:20 No PoOT for Tegan
28:04 Moar Genshin!
32:52 New Among Us Map
36:46 Tegan has joined House Pfizer
38:32 Niantic teasing AR device
43:28 Lady Dimistrescu
51:47 Hearthstone
55:17 World of Demons
58:21 Fantasian
1:03:58 Oregon Trail
1:09:21 Wonderbox
1:12:17 Star Trek Legends
1:16:47 Call to Action
1:18:33 A first party Sony developed title is launching into Xbox Game Pass
1:34:28 Sony confirmed PlayStation Store access for the PS3, PSVita, & PSP ends this summer.  
1:37:06 A sealed copy of Super Mario Bros has sold for $660,000
1:48:09 Nintendo followed through and removed 3D All Stars
1:53:07 Apple Arcade added 30 new titles across three categories.
2:12:17 Microsoft has agreed to sell a metric shit ton of HoloLens to the US military

Cool dad Phil Spencer pulls up to a house with a comically oversized check. Gamestop is grossly incompetent. Video games get second chances. The boat was stuck.