It's the holidays, OK? You know what doesn't happen during the holidays? News. Well, maybe it does but it doesn't happen here. The gang (plus Joe) are too busy with unexpected additions to the Smash roster, Asian mom apologies, titties for the culture and totally wild Hearthstone battlecries. (This episode contains 40 minutes of Smash talk, 20 minutes HAHNIME and 20 minutes wrasslin') By warning you I have totally alienated you. Please download this anyway.

The gang discuss the myriad inefficiencies of the New York Police Department. Tegan talks about the prospect of drinking a bunch of energy drinks and flipping out in an airport. Brian is knee-deep in that Hearthstone. (He has a sickness and the only cure is discard Warlock.) Meme level tactics are alive DAY ONE. A key discussion topic on this video game podcast is controversial canvas bags and a company that creates its own security vulnerabilities. Epic has a store, Steam is still garbage and Rocky and Tegan have the mix-up. And remember, ultra friends can battle remotely.

Rocky is harassed by police and they tell him that he is a dreaded man in New York. Some kinda weird Instagram bread fetish is explored. Rocky and Tegan explain, at length, Full Metal Alchemist and more anime. Brian looks deep inside himself and finds doubt. WHAT ELSE IS NEW AMIRITE? Hitman, Hearthstone, FFXIV and the Pokemans all come up organically. It was organic man. Also, the man, Becky Lynch is hailed as champ and greatest.