What's up fam? We hope you all had a good Thanksgiving and got whatever you wanted on Black Friday. We know there is one thing you wanted that you want that you haven't gotten yet, our Fast Five watch-along. To that end fam, here it is. See you at the cookout.

City sidewalks. Something sidewalks. Tegan, Rocky and Brian assemble on Thanksgiving FOR YOU and this is your fault. Learn where to get stuff for 200% anime fans, safe stuff for wrasslin fans and all the best gift ideas for video games. There might even be some hawt clothing tipz and board game tips. The Rock ate two pizzas and the holidays are here. CITY SIDEWALKS.

Yo, we got it all. The hawtest Red Dead takes are here. Brian is knee-deep in Hitman 2. (He likes it. A lot.) Rocky attempts to convince us that Death Stranding is coming out next year. HA! They're releasing boneless Xboxes next year. The Pokemon trailer makes us feel alive. Swatting is stupid but at least there are consequences. Advertisers run wild without consequences and Becky Lynch will own your heart.

Rocky is comfortable telling Ted Cruz he looks wet all the time. John Kennedy did not own a bulletproof bowler hat. Britney Spears bald head was a sign of independence and self-determination not the spastic action of a privileged elite. The spastic action of a privileged elite was when she put puke in her pocket and claimed it was peanut butter. Red Dead Redemption II is a video game and Brian and Tegan have thoughts. Brian is playing Hitman 2 and is life is better for it. There is a fire truck full of SUPER COCAINE!!! And for god's sake, TAKE A BATH.

Tegan dives into the cowboy game. Rocky plays ULTIMATE ROCKY. (It's a multiplayer game but the second player can only be found between 11-12 in line.) Brian experiences unsettling Bowsette thirst caused by a rassler and feels bad about it and Tegan doesn't care about the PS Classic line-up. Brian's positivity about it can only be characterized as positive because so much else is garbage that he is willing to let the world burn. As usual, there are video games. Regardless of what you know about us please know that we want to fuck around and make a billion dollar tequila.

What's up boils and ghouls? Looking to get your minimum allowance of murder, mayhem and mischief? Well creeps, you've come to the right place. Brian Cartwrightstein and Te-ghoul Summerset join Festevil Horrorbody for Impossible Coin's Halloween Spooktacular! It's got Pokemon Go, cowardly corporations, wrestling and cancer. All the things that make Halloween, video games and podcasts great!