World ends. Gamestop is High Priest of the death cult that is capitalism. Brian cries. Praise the Medicine Paladins. Animal Crossing is the last good thing in this world.
Look, we're speedrunning Plague Inc here. Brian and Rocky discuss turtleneck multstreaming. Rocky explains how a piece of dystopian science fiction by a suicidal young adult writer got him to wear a crewneck. E3 is CANCELLED. Nintendo has intense object detection algorithms. Please stop wearing ahegao t-shirts.
Rocky and Tegan were curious what I would put here since I wasn't on. Well, so was I. I wish had been on. I wish I had been on to tell you to wash your hands. I wish I had been on to tell you to avoid contact if not for you for the elderly, immunocompromised or obese people in your life. I wish I had been on to tell you this is real and there has been nothing like this in our lives. Protect the ones you love by acting with caution, care and empathy.
This is a thing that an actual C level executive said. Really. We're not making a joke. These are real words. Please join us as we continue to witness the final burning of the world through the prism of video games.