Greetings podcast friends! Tegan, Rocky and Brian gather to discuss the newest, hottest jams. They also discuss The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild because some of them are incapable of escaping its grasp. The team has lots of hot takes in this episode and they take the time to come up with artisanal, handcrafted disdain for all of the things you love and hold dear. They insult people from Omaha, people who like The Fast and Furious and sandwich artists. Tegan also discovers that Gamergate is a verb when she gamergates. Join us as we take a tour through cockroach infested Playstations as Brian creeps toward death.

And Nintendo call Impossible Coin. They think they found your McRib.

Buckle up folks. This one is a certified, S-tier banger. No amount of artisanal show notes can prepare you for this oversized episode. Initially Tegan and Brian ride solo and discuss the finer points of finer theaters and agree on heavy penalties for theater texters. Then Rocky shows up and reveals that he is older and that people hit him because of that.

The gang digs into to what they have been playing. Spoilers, it includes more Zelda. They are covetous of Fierce Deity Armor, have a friendly disagreement over Persona 5 streaming, discover that the Xbox is personified by a shouting Will Ferrell and Rocky reveals that he is not in the Cobra Club.

Rocky and Brian attempt to wade through important issues while Tegan is out of office. They discuss how no one is happy with Mass Effect Andromeda, manufacturing variations, speed running, the soulful and confessional nature of malt liquor videos and deep dive the first season of The Good Place. Later they try to sort out why there is an increasingly large and colorful population of loudmouth jerks on YouTube and what, if anything, should be done about. It's heavy lifting to be sure. Finally, they dig into Breath of the Wild in an effort to determine which character is the thirstiest and if Gerudo trips to Pound Town are on the DL because Gerudo are super busy. Spoilers: they are.